A young lady, flying Jet2 to Tenerife from Manchester, informed the airline that she had a very severe nut allergy and requested no one should eat nuts during boarding as this may affect her.
What a marvellous idea, making requests to the airline to avoid the threat of a severe, sometimes life threatening reaction.
Just before we take our next flight to Spain I am going to explain to EasyJet that I am allergic to the following people and can they not be allowed to sit near me for fear of my reaction. Here goes:
Stupid people, drunk people, smelly people, people who can’t eat quietly, people who bring their own food on the plane (especially if its something like sardine and boiled egg sandwiches), people who obviously can’t fit in a single seat and should have booked 2, people who insist on talking to me, people who snore, people who offend easily when their irritations are pointed out to them, young children, anyone with a pet, people who insist on applauding when the plane lands, people who recline their seats, people with huge carry on bags.
This list is not exhaustive but I think it covers most of my allergies.
Let’s see if EasyJet are as accommodating as Jet2
Moving to Spain? Help! 